The Rules of Lazy 5 Ranch:
Stay inside your car. Only the animals are allowed to walk around. Don't run over the animals. Don't honk your horn or turn on your lights unless you need help. Use only the buckets to feed the animals so you don't lose your fingers. You'll get animal slobber all over your car, plan to wash it later. And, lastly, this notice: All persons entering Lazy 5 Ranch do so at their own risk. Lazy 5 Ranch will not be responsible for any injuries to any individual or for damage to any vehicle.